Shock Therapy to Quit Smoking?

When I ran into my next-door-neighbor a few days ago outside my apartment, I mentioned that I hadn’t seen him or his wife for a while. “That’s because we quit smoking,” he said. They would always smoke outside and I admired their discipline in doing that. How did you quit? I asked. “She used Chantix and I got electroshock therapy in Bismarck at a chiropractic office for $44,” my neighbor said, watching for my reaction.

I don’t think he was disappointed — I was completely “shocked” to hear that news, since I had always associated shock therapy with something highly unpleasant, like from the movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”  So I had many questions — did it work? did you have any side effects? how did you hear about it?

He told me he hadn’t smoked for two months now and that he had had no side effects — he planned the treatment for a weekend just in case he did have any, but it turned out he didn’t have to worry about that. Originally, he had heard about from some of the guys he worked with that had it done, and he decided to give it a try.

Later that evening, I dug through one of my “junk” drawers and pulled my two boxes of nicotine lozenges. If I was going to quit, I would try the lozenges first definitely before (horrors) shock therapy. I am one of those who would be too frightened to get Lasik surgery, thinking that I would be part of the 1 percent who would go blind from it. So shock therapy? Are you kidding me now?

Well, just because I was curious, nothing more, I called the chiropractic office in Bismarck where the shock treatment is performed. The receptionist acted very casual about my questions: Yes, it’s only $44 and no, she’s never heard of any side effects. She mentioned they’ve been doing the shock therapy treatment to help people quit smoking since, believe it or not, 1989.

My neighbor quit smoking by getting electroshock therapy for $44 at a chiropractic office in Bismarck, N.D.

I doubt I would ever try to quit smoking the way my neighbor did, unless I was completely desperate. Nonetheless, I looked online for side effects of shock therapy, and one of them was short-term memory loss, say, the last two to three months of your life. Well, that would be the exact length of time I’ve been back in North Dakota after a long absence. I doubt my boss would be thrilled if I suddenly didn’t know her name and had forgotten all my training. So for now, I’ll keep glancing over at my box of nicotine lozenges.

Meanwhile, my neighbor keeps lining up new shock therapy recruits, sometimes driving them himself to Bismarck to get the treatments. And here I was thinking this was a story for the National Enquirer, but it ended up being one of my blog posts.

13 thoughts on “Shock Therapy to Quit Smoking?

  1. i would like to see you right a blog on the price differences from the oilfield to non oilfield towns in ND, such as Dickinson to Bismarck

  2. I can assure you that the “shock therapy” they are referring to is not the same procedure that you think it is. The procedure that is shown in “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” is called Electroconvulsive therapy, or E.C.T. aka shock therapy. It is a medical procedure that is usually done in a hospital by a medical doctor who is trained to administer the procedure. A nurse and anesthesiologist are also present, as the patient is not concious during the treatment. It is definitely not something that would be used to help people stop smoking. It is usually a last resort option of treatment for those with severe, treatment resistant depression and other mental health conditions.

  3. I participated to the Shick Stop Smoking program 2 times. Both times I quit for 2 years. Unfortunately, it seems, that this program doen not exist anymore. I live in Italy and would like to know if there is some place in Europe that offers an eletro shock aversion therapy. Can you help me with this? Kind Regards

    • Dear Italy commenter — thanks for stopping by to comment. Perhaps you could call the Bismarck North Dakota chiropractic office called “Chiropractic Care Center” and ask them for a European referral… if I hear anything else I will email you. Best wishes!

  4. I smoke a pack a day thas not to bad is it?
    sometimes even less. but schock theoripy???
    man tats pathetic.. scuse me a min
    now wheres that light socket

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